A piece of advice… women are dangerous my fellow men…

Posted: Junho 30, 2011 in Uncategorized

A piece of advice… women are dangerous my fellow men…

 

There are no specific rules for being alert in order to know when a woman is screwing with your mind, when you are falling for them…

There are no specific rules how to behave as a gentleman, only some guidelines everyone of us should follow… We all know all men are different and all women also…

 

I found on the internet some so called “Rules of a Gentleman” and some so called “Rules of a lady“… The article caught my attention, and I gave it a quick glance…

There were lots of rules or, as I prefer to call them, guidelines and some of them were obvious, others were not always applicable (just because, as I said before, every men and women are different and like different things) but some got me thinking… a lot…

 

The only conclusion I reached was: My Fellow men, WE ARE FUCKED… most of the times!!!

 

Don’t be scared, I can explain… It’s not that scary…

 

I’ll focus my theory only on the 6 rules I gave more thought about, 3 from the so called “Rules of a gentleman” and 3 from the “Rules of a lady”.

 

If you are just looking for a good fuck forget what I’m going to say because you will not think about these things (you will be thinking with your other head) and you won’t be paying attention to these signs… But if this is not your main goal pay serious attention to what I’m about tol say and you will agree with me…

 

Let’s see what I’m talking about:

 

“RULES OF A LADY”

 

– “Being inteligent is sexy, don’t play stupid.”   :   I speak for myself but, I think that for all of us too… Men are tired of stupid women! If a women is stupid no one will take her seriously. No men wants to have a stupid women next to him…      If it’s just for sex, men don’t care… but we are tired of women that can only talk about shopping, shoes, make up or the last episode of gossip girl…

When a woman is smart and inteligent is halfway to capture our attention… If they know about this and if they learn how to use it we are doomed… one step closer to think about her most of the time… (you are fucked…)

 

The next thing that can fuck us is if they learn how to use their smile…

 

– “Your smile is the sexiest curve on your entire body.”   :   The smile is the other thing we can leave us helpless… No men can resist a beautiful and natural smile… A women’s smile used wisely can make us leave our guard down unexpectedly…

When you notice, you just can’t stop thinking about that same smile she gave you… (You are fucked…)

 

The last one of these three is the most important… Guys, If they learn how to use this in their favor… YOU ARE REALLY FUCKED…

 

– “Flirt with him enough to show your interest. But tease him enough to make him chase you.

That is the most dangerous thing of all… We all like to flirt and be flirted with… We all like to tease and be teased…

 

The problem is when they know how to do this perfectly…

We all like to feel wanted, we all like when a woman flirts with us… we all like be teased… it boosts our egos… it makes us feel wanted… We just love to flirt and tease…

But this is a dangerous game… and women play it better than men… while you’re playing the game, they are setting us a trap… and when we least expect we are the ones chansing them… That’s when they got you by the balls… (Oh boy you are so fucked…)

 

“RULES OF A GENTLEMAN”

 

These rules are a “must do” but be careful… Use them wisely, or else when you realise you are not using them with conscience, you are falling for them and they are just things you do naturally just because they got inside you… (and once more, you are fucked…)

 

– “Look her in the eyes”   :   In fact we all know we should look a woman in the eyes… It shows confidence, interest, it shows we are paying attention on what they are saying insted of her body…

The problem is that some women have a look that is able to capture you… and there is no way to run away from it…      When you realise you are looking into her eyes and she is not even talking or looking at you, that is when you should realise one important thing… you are fucked…

 

– “Let her rest her head on your shoulder”   :   As true gentlemen, all men like to do this… It shows we are respectful and sensitive… But it is dangerous… You start feeling them closer, their perfume is starting to smell nicer, you start holding her… shit… that is when you are fucked…

 

Last but not the least… very similar to the last one but even more dangerous because they don’t realise we are fucked but we do…

 

– “Let her fall asleep in your arms”   :   When you let her fall asleep in your arms they think you are amazingly nice, they even start to like you even more…

 

The problem is when the are already asleep… When even though they are already asleep and whatever you do they will not notice, you start looking at them sleeping, you start holding them even stronger, snuggling, touching their hair, smiling with no reason… when you realise you are doing all of this and they are not noticing a thing, and even so you smile… My friends… You are seriouly fucked…

 

I’m just writing these thoughts because I think we should all thing about the power women can have over us men…        We are so easy… so fucking easy… fortunately they haven’t figure us out yet…

 

All of these things I talked about are the most pure truth… Which one of us haven’t felt some of these things over the last few days? I did and I’m starting to get worried… That is why I’m warning you all…

If you didn’t… you will… Believe me… all of us fall for the same things…

But let’s face it… in these matters we are stupid… being aware does not make us avoid the fact that if it happens we will fall for them…

And you know what… WE ARE FUCKED!!!

 

Miguel Pais da Silva

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